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23 January 2006 @ 04:54 pm
no more contacts or glasses during the day time!!!!
no lasik surgery or anything that and i can see perfect!!!
100% perfect vision without wearing glasses or contacts.
thanks to Orthokeratology!
ok im getting excited.
no lasik surgery or anything that and i can see perfect!!!
100% perfect vision without wearing glasses or contacts.
thanks to Orthokeratology!
ok im getting excited.
11 January 2006 @ 02:29 pm
19 December 2005 @ 07:55 pm
Got this from a friend, totally agree....
Right on, Andy Rooney!
Andy Rooney said on "60 Minutes" a few weeks back:
I don't think being a minority makes you a victim of anything except numbers. The only things I can think of that are truly discriminatory are things like the United Negro College Fund, Jet Magazine, Black Entertainment Television, and Miss Black America. Try to have things like the United Caucasian College Fund, Cloud Magazine, White Entertainment Television, or Miss White America; and see what happens...Jesse Jackson will be knocking down your door.
Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.
I believe they are called the Boy Scouts for a reason, that is why there are no girls allowed. Girls belong in the Girl Scouts! ARE YOU LISTENING MARTHA BURKE?
I think that if you feel homosexuality is wrong, it is not a phobia, it is an opinion.
I have the right "NOT" to be tolerant of others because they are different, weird, or tick me off.
When 70% of the people who get arrested are black, in cities where 70% of the population is black, that is not racial profiling, it is the Law of Probability.
I believe that if you are selling me a milkshake, a pack of cigarettes, a newspaper or a hotel room, you must do it in English! As a matter of fact, if you want to be an American citizen, you should have to speak English!
My father and grandfather didn't die in vain so you can leave the countries you were born in to come over and disrespect ours.
I think the police should have every right to shoot your sorry ass if you threaten them after they tell you to stop. If you can't understand the word "freeze" or "stop" in English, see the above lines.
I don't think just because you were not born in this country, you are qualified for any special loan programs, government sponsored bank loans or tax breaks, etc., so you can open a hotel, coffee shop, trinket store, or any other business.
We did not go to the aid of certain foreign countries and risk our lives in wars to defend their freedoms, so that decades later they could come over here and tell us our constitution is a living document; and open to their interpretations.
I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.
I know pro wrestling is fake, but so are movies and television. That doesn't stop you from watching them.
I think Bill Gates has every right to keep every penny he made and continue to make more. If it ticks you off, go and invent the next operating system that's better, and put your name on the building.
It doesn't take a whole village to raise a child right, but it does take a parent to stand up to the kid; and smack their little behinds when necessary, and say "NO!"
I think tattoos and piercing are fine if you want them, but please don't pretend they are a political statement. And, please, stay home until that new lip ring heals. I don't want to look at your ugly infected mouth as you serve me French fries!
I am sick of "Political Correctness." I know a lot of black people, and not a single one of them was born in Africa; so how can they be "African-Americans"? Besides, Africa is a continent. I don't go around saying I am a European-American because my great, great, great, great, great, great grandfather was from Europe. I am proud to be from America and nowhere else
And if you don't like my point of view, tough...
Right on, Andy Rooney!
Andy Rooney said on "60 Minutes" a few weeks back:
I don't think being a minority makes you a victim of anything except numbers. The only things I can think of that are truly discriminatory are things like the United Negro College Fund, Jet Magazine, Black Entertainment Television, and Miss Black America. Try to have things like the United Caucasian College Fund, Cloud Magazine, White Entertainment Television, or Miss White America; and see what happens...Jesse Jackson will be knocking down your door.
Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.
I believe they are called the Boy Scouts for a reason, that is why there are no girls allowed. Girls belong in the Girl Scouts! ARE YOU LISTENING MARTHA BURKE?
I think that if you feel homosexuality is wrong, it is not a phobia, it is an opinion.
I have the right "NOT" to be tolerant of others because they are different, weird, or tick me off.
When 70% of the people who get arrested are black, in cities where 70% of the population is black, that is not racial profiling, it is the Law of Probability.
I believe that if you are selling me a milkshake, a pack of cigarettes, a newspaper or a hotel room, you must do it in English! As a matter of fact, if you want to be an American citizen, you should have to speak English!
My father and grandfather didn't die in vain so you can leave the countries you were born in to come over and disrespect ours.
I think the police should have every right to shoot your sorry ass if you threaten them after they tell you to stop. If you can't understand the word "freeze" or "stop" in English, see the above lines.
I don't think just because you were not born in this country, you are qualified for any special loan programs, government sponsored bank loans or tax breaks, etc., so you can open a hotel, coffee shop, trinket store, or any other business.
We did not go to the aid of certain foreign countries and risk our lives in wars to defend their freedoms, so that decades later they could come over here and tell us our constitution is a living document; and open to their interpretations.
I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.
I know pro wrestling is fake, but so are movies and television. That doesn't stop you from watching them.
I think Bill Gates has every right to keep every penny he made and continue to make more. If it ticks you off, go and invent the next operating system that's better, and put your name on the building.
It doesn't take a whole village to raise a child right, but it does take a parent to stand up to the kid; and smack their little behinds when necessary, and say "NO!"
I think tattoos and piercing are fine if you want them, but please don't pretend they are a political statement. And, please, stay home until that new lip ring heals. I don't want to look at your ugly infected mouth as you serve me French fries!
I am sick of "Political Correctness." I know a lot of black people, and not a single one of them was born in Africa; so how can they be "African-Americans"? Besides, Africa is a continent. I don't go around saying I am a European-American because my great, great, great, great, great, great grandfather was from Europe. I am proud to be from America and nowhere else
And if you don't like my point of view, tough...
11 December 2005 @ 05:09 pm
my brother just went outside right in the driveway.... with his friend, Joe.... and ummm... for some reason my brother just decided that he would pee while Joe would like up his pee, and the urnie on the ground just went up into flames. dont know what they were thinking when they decided to do that.
all i can say is just *rolls eyes* great brother I have.
any of you guys do anything stupid like this?
all i can say is just *rolls eyes* great brother I have.
any of you guys do anything stupid like this?
07 December 2005 @ 11:49 pm
You know you are from Southern California if .......
Your monthly house payments exceed your monthly income.
You drive next to a Rolls Royce and don't notice.
You don't know anyone's phone number unless you check your cell phone.
You speak Spanish, but you're not Mexican.
You begin to "lie" to your friends about how close you are when you know damn well that it'll take you at least an hour to get there (see below).
Getting anywhere from point A to point B, no matter what the distance, takes about "twenty minutes".
You drive to your neighborhood block party.
In the "winter", you can go to the beach and ski at Big Bear on the same day.
You eat a different ethnic food for every meal.
If your destination is more than 5 minutes away on foot, you're definitely driving.
Calling your neighbors requires knowing their area code.
You know what In N Out is and feel bad for all the other states because they don't have any.
You don't stop at a STOP sign, you do a California Roll.
You really can never be too rich or too thin or too tan.
You've partied in Tijuana at least 3 times... you don't remember at least 1 of them.
You go to a tanning salon before going to the beach.
******You eat pineapple on pizza.*********
Your cell phone has left a permanent impression on the side of your head.
You think that Venice is a beach.
The waitress asks if you'd like "carbs" in your meal.
You classify new people you meet by their Area Code. An "818" would never date a "562" and anyone from "323" or "213" is ghetto/second class. Best area code: "714" and "949" nobody likes anyone from the "909" because it stinks there.
(y'all jool's from the 714 area)
You call 911 and they put you on hold.
You have a gym membership because it's mandatory.
The gym is packed at 3pm...on a workday.
You think you are better than the people who live "Over the Hill". It doesn't matter which side of the hill you are currently residing, you are just better than them, for whatever reason.
You know that if you drive two miles in any direction you will find a McDonald's or a Starbucks.
You know what "sigalert", "PCH", and "the five" mean.
You can't remember . . . is pot illegal?
*********It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news station: STORM WATCH"*************
The Terminator is your governor.
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from California.
Your monthly house payments exceed your monthly income.
You drive next to a Rolls Royce and don't notice.
You don't know anyone's phone number unless you check your cell phone.
You speak Spanish, but you're not Mexican.
You begin to "lie" to your friends about how close you are when you know damn well that it'll take you at least an hour to get there (see below).
Getting anywhere from point A to point B, no matter what the distance, takes about "twenty minutes".
You drive to your neighborhood block party.
In the "winter", you can go to the beach and ski at Big Bear on the same day.
You eat a different ethnic food for every meal.
If your destination is more than 5 minutes away on foot, you're definitely driving.
Calling your neighbors requires knowing their area code.
You know what In N Out is and feel bad for all the other states because they don't have any.
You don't stop at a STOP sign, you do a California Roll.
You really can never be too rich or too thin or too tan.
You've partied in Tijuana at least 3 times... you don't remember at least 1 of them.
You go to a tanning salon before going to the beach.
******You eat pineapple on pizza.*********
Your cell phone has left a permanent impression on the side of your head.
You think that Venice is a beach.
The waitress asks if you'd like "carbs" in your meal.
You classify new people you meet by their Area Code. An "818" would never date a "562" and anyone from "323" or "213" is ghetto/second class. Best area code: "714" and "949" nobody likes anyone from the "909" because it stinks there.
(y'all jool's from the 714 area)
You call 911 and they put you on hold.
You have a gym membership because it's mandatory.
The gym is packed at 3pm...on a workday.
You think you are better than the people who live "Over the Hill". It doesn't matter which side of the hill you are currently residing, you are just better than them, for whatever reason.
You know that if you drive two miles in any direction you will find a McDonald's or a Starbucks.
You know what "sigalert", "PCH", and "the five" mean.
You can't remember . . . is pot illegal?
*********It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news station: STORM WATCH"*************
The Terminator is your governor.
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from California.
03 December 2005 @ 11:53 pm
anyone heard of monavie?
just comment and say yes or no...
simple as that.
just comment and say yes or no...
simple as that.
02 December 2005 @ 02:48 pm
WINTER SSS RECRUITMENT SCHEDULE:
Dec 2nd- Holiday movie night with Jewish cookies.
Dec 3rd- Frosty in the Snow! This takes place at 2 p.m. and bring warm clothes and gloves! Hot chocolate afterwards! (if there is no snow then we will be ice skating at the ritter rink still meet at the floor at 2 pm)
Dec 5th- Christmas cards for the sick kids in Dallas. 7-8pm.
Dec 6th- Candy Cane Reindeers! 7-8pm Tri-Sig floor
Dec 7th-Holiday Decorations!! We will be decorating Tri-Sigma with Christmas and Jewish spirit 7-9pm.
Dec 2nd- Holiday movie night with Jewish cookies.
Dec 3rd- Frosty in the Snow! This takes place at 2 p.m. and bring warm clothes and gloves! Hot chocolate afterwards! (if there is no snow then we will be ice skating at the ritter rink still meet at the floor at 2 pm)
Dec 5th- Christmas cards for the sick kids in Dallas. 7-8pm.
Dec 6th- Candy Cane Reindeers! 7-8pm Tri-Sig floor
Dec 7th-Holiday Decorations!! We will be decorating Tri-Sigma with Christmas and Jewish spirit 7-9pm.
30 November 2005 @ 09:57 pm
16 August 2005 @ 10:54 pm
OzEGeL [10:52 P.M.]: penis shotgun!!! lol
OzEGeL [10:52 P.M.]: that would be like getting first dibs on whatever penis
OzEGeL [10:52 P.M.]: lol
bend it like mcd [10:52 P.M.]: lol!!!!
bend it like mcd [10:53 P.M.]: perfect for three-and-up-some
OzEGeL [10:53 P.M.]: lol
bend it like mcd [10:53 P.M.]: girl: shotgun!
bend it like mcd [10:53 P.M.]: girl 2: aww
bend it like mcd [10:53 P.M.]: girl 3: not fair
OzEGeL [10:53 P.M.]: boy: yes!
bend it like mcd [10:53 P.M.]: girl: too bad!
bend it like mcd [10:53 P.M.]: lol
bend it like mcd [10:54 P.M.]: boy: girls girls, dont fight over for it, we are team. lets do it together
OzEGeL [10:52 P.M.]: that would be like getting first dibs on whatever penis
OzEGeL [10:52 P.M.]: lol
bend it like mcd [10:52 P.M.]: lol!!!!
bend it like mcd [10:53 P.M.]: perfect for three-and-up-some
OzEGeL [10:53 P.M.]: lol
bend it like mcd [10:53 P.M.]: girl: shotgun!
bend it like mcd [10:53 P.M.]: girl 2: aww
bend it like mcd [10:53 P.M.]: girl 3: not fair
OzEGeL [10:53 P.M.]: boy: yes!
bend it like mcd [10:53 P.M.]: girl: too bad!
bend it like mcd [10:53 P.M.]: lol
bend it like mcd [10:54 P.M.]: boy: girls girls, dont fight over for it, we are team. lets do it together
06 August 2005 @ 08:56 pm
05 August 2005 @ 12:26 am
copy and pasted from my brother's myspace.com blog entry... just had to show you all...
"so this weekend, my first weekend as a single man in a long time, tear. It was a lot of fun, i had a little kick back at my place saturday night, we hung out in the spa and played some poker, my little sister whoopped my ass and all my friends at texas holdem, quite embarassing. sunday i got up early and went off shore fishing with sara and her family which was totally fun, even though i only got three hours of sleep saturday night. so my weekend was cool, i'm starting to think that there might actually be life after jennifer (the chick that dumped me after almost two years). we'll see what the future brings."
I LOVE TEXAS HOLD EM!!! I beat out my own boyfriend, my brother, and all of his other 6 friends. (ok... *pops my ego balloon*)
"so this weekend, my first weekend as a single man in a long time, tear. It was a lot of fun, i had a little kick back at my place saturday night, we hung out in the spa and played some poker, my little sister whoopped my ass and all my friends at texas holdem, quite embarassing. sunday i got up early and went off shore fishing with sara and her family which was totally fun, even though i only got three hours of sleep saturday night. so my weekend was cool, i'm starting to think that there might actually be life after jennifer (the chick that dumped me after almost two years). we'll see what the future brings."
I LOVE TEXAS HOLD EM!!! I beat out my own boyfriend, my brother, and all of his other 6 friends. (ok... *pops my ego balloon*)
02 August 2005 @ 10:38 pm
tonight's espiode on the real world was one of the saddest one i've ever seen...
my prayers goes out to danny.. :(
my prayers goes out to danny.. :(
29 July 2005 @ 11:17 pm
national lampoon's last resort doesnt even have goddamn closed captions nor subtitles!!!!
25 July 2005 @ 01:25 am
07 July 2005 @ 01:47 am
all right.. im defintely relieved...
i just passed the written exam part on the drivers license portion... had to take the written test in order to renew my drivers license... yes, i know its lame. on the other hand, only got one error..
and am quite happy with the photo i had taken today for my new drivers license. :)
happy birthday to dina....
speaking of birthdays.. mark's coming in tomorrow night for my birthday this weekend! was supposed to be a surprise for me, but i just got too nosy and suspicious and needlessly to say i found out. :-/ at least im pretty much stoked about this whole thing.
oh yeah... something really random- i hate having such a rich aunt who makes our family look so cheapass... yes, that means i got stuck in the house all week trying to clean up shit to make the house look damn good for my aunt... whatever... and sad thing is that im still up and its almost 2 in the morning... kill me please...
hope y'all summer's going pretty well..
jordanna
i just passed the written exam part on the drivers license portion... had to take the written test in order to renew my drivers license... yes, i know its lame. on the other hand, only got one error..
and am quite happy with the photo i had taken today for my new drivers license. :)
happy birthday to dina....
speaking of birthdays.. mark's coming in tomorrow night for my birthday this weekend! was supposed to be a surprise for me, but i just got too nosy and suspicious and needlessly to say i found out. :-/ at least im pretty much stoked about this whole thing.
oh yeah... something really random- i hate having such a rich aunt who makes our family look so cheapass... yes, that means i got stuck in the house all week trying to clean up shit to make the house look damn good for my aunt... whatever... and sad thing is that im still up and its almost 2 in the morning... kill me please...
hope y'all summer's going pretty well..
jordanna